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G R A F F I T I E S (continued)
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Don't flatter yourself, stand nearer.
More than 3 shakes is - masturbation.
It's nogood looking for a joke here -
you've got one in your hand.
What are you looking here for? You
just pissed on your shoes.
In the interest of war economy please
use both sides of the paper.
SMILE! You're on Candid Camera.
(all were on toilet walls)
What is the difference between a duck?
You are never alone with schizophrenia
I muddled get my words sometimes up.
Noone does better than me! Where can I
contact Noone?
Made in the UK - so was the Titanic.
Someon somewhere wants a letter from
you!
My Dad says they don't work.
This is the worst chewing gum I ever
tasted.
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Insert baby for refund!
(all were on a condom machine)
The best things in life are duty free.
I think sex is better than logic but I
can't prove it.
Call it incest but I want my mummy!
When I grow up I want to be a
Cadillac. (on a Mini Morris)
BREAKFAST IN LONDON
LUNCH IN NEW YORK
luggage in Bermuda
(on a British Airways poster)
SLIPPERY WHEN WET - so is mine.
I've told you for the fifty-thousandth
time, stop exaggerating!
I used to use clichés all the time but
now I avoid them like the plague.
While you're reading this, I'm picking
your pocket.
If God exists that's his problem.
Beat inflation. Eat the riches!
Religion is man's attempt to
communicate with the weather.
Jesus lives - Does it mean we won't
get an Easter holiday then?
Jesus is the answer! - what's the
question?
Jesus is alive and well and signing
copies of the Bible at Foyle's.
Eskimos are God's frozen people.
Help Tasmanian afforestation - plant
an acorn upside down!
God is dead - Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead - God
Go to church this sunday - avoid the
Christmas rush.
Jog - and die healthier.
It's now beyond doubts that cigarettes
are the biggest cause of statistics.